Home Events Wrench #27 will be re-destroyed at 300 donations

If you’ve followed along with the history of the Golden Wrench, you probably know that I’m not the first person to think about destroying a Golden Wrench.

Why waste a Golden Wrench when you could waste it TWICE?

During the update, Grantz, the owner of Golden Wrench #27, had his account hacked. The hacker went on to delete Grantz’ magical item (among other account-tampering mischief).

Whatever the exact details may be, Valve caught wind of the situation and, in their infinite wisdom and mercy, decided to give the account back to Grantz, and magically restore Golden Wrench #27 to his possession. One might ask, how lucky is a man, not to get a Golden Wrench once, but to get it twice?

Of course, if you’re reading this, you already know Grantz will not only be the first person to receive this limited item twice; he will also be the first and only person to destroy it twice. Well, maybe.

Donations are still coming in but have certainly tapered off a tad. If we hit our final benchmark of 300 donations of $10 or more, Grantz will join the other seven wrench owners (including the final 7th reveal at 250 donations) to create a grand total of 8 golden sacrifices for Child’s Play.

Note: Grantz is from Brazil, where “FAG” doesn’t have the connotation it has in English-speaking countries. One can only assume it means “incredibly charitable spirit” in Portuguese.

6 replies to this post
  1. Hi, there, I’m a [FAG] as well, I totally support your benefit and I’d just like to clarify that we do indeed understand the meaning of FAG, and we are a Clan of fags.
    Never hide the [FAG] pride!

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