S/he beat every developer’s high score at Insert Game Here… two weeks before it was even released. S/he won a Magic event or two, using a deck with only four Numai Outcasts, four Sorrow’s Paths, and fifty-two islands. S/he isn’t a fan of the TTT cast, they are his!* The distilled awesome contained within her tears can cure being-in-the-way-of-a-millennia-old-vampire, the common cold, and lameness at the same time. Too bad s/he never cries.
S/he is Doctor Awesome.
Victory starts with T
Okay, enough of that. Greetings, readers. I’m Toraka, also known as Doctor Awesome, and I’ve been kindly invited to join this site’s writer staff. I’m excited for the opportunity to help out; I’ll be doing my best to make TTT as good as it can be.
If you’d like to know about me, I like gaming, pwning newbzez, and ponies. Yes, ponies. If you have a problem with it, feel free to drop a comment so I can ignore you better.
When I’m not wasting my time with games or studying, I like to spend it writing stories, including ponies and more mature/realistic topics – as such, I’m quite knowledgeable about both ponies and the art of writing. (Check out my work here if you want.) No, I won’t drag either of those topics into T3 articles except when it really fits or when I’m asked about it.
~Note from WiNG: Do not ask Toraka about ponies.
Help me help you
Enough about me, and on to what interests you the reader. I have a few ideas for articles to write, but ultimately, what a writer should deliver is what their audience asks for. So I need your opinion. Yes, yours, Tom. Let me know about anything you’d like me to cover. If it’s about gaming (especially on PC), there’s a good chance I know about it.
It doesn’t matter if the content is new, old, or unreleased. With the exception of “modern shooters,” I’m willing to write about whatever you all want. Need help getting past that darned last level in Logical Journey of the Zoombinis? Need strategy on how to best stab faces in the newest episode of Ubisoft’s money printer Assassin’s Creed? You ask, I’ll deliver.
However, please don’t ask me to comment on the newest console generation. First, WiNG is already getting upset enough about it. Second, I don’t really care for or about it when the arguably best gaming platform is already sitting right next to me. Third, and most importantly, I’m running out of puns for the Xbox “359 Steps Back” One. That’s about it on what I don’t want to discuss, but feel free to fire at will about the rest!
*This statement is slightly a lie. Of course the opposite is also true.