Home Editorial Do you want to write for Top Tier Tactics?

Trick question. Of course you don’t. Who in their right mind would want to be associated with this website, or anything related to WiNGSPANTT,  Failspy Extraordinaire and the Destroyer of Australium?

Luckily, I’m not looking for people in their right minds. I’m looking for one or two talented writers who enjoy making sweet love to the English language as much as they enjoy crushing opponents underfoot. Does that sound like you? If you can’t respond because your hands are currently preoccupied with delicately massaging a dictionary as adverbs continually pour out, congratulations: you’re hired.

While my incredible narcissism and need for unfettered control do conflict with my search, the reality is that, by myself, I can’t nearly produce enough articles to maintain the interest of my fickle, weak-minded audience. Typing up 4-10 incoherent essays every week is fun, but there’s so much more out there. More than a few stairstab tutorials and Adon combo videos. More than a few tips and tricks for trolling the hell out of your unsuspecting foes.

I wouldn’t be surprised if, deep down at the center of gaming strategy, a Unified Theory of Winning exists. Something so elegant, beautiful, and powerful, that simply knowing it exists elevates one’s game to levels unseen since EVO 2006.

Yes, some serious shit.

Regardless, I can’t find that gooey chocolatey center without some help. SergeT3 has done a great job so far with single-player strategy rundowns and general comedic mischief, but I’d really like to round the blog out with a little coverage in a few key areas, including weekend updates, broader FPS coverage, and of course, any type of comedy that is generally frowned upon in mixed company.

If you’re interested in contributing to Top Tier Tactics, contact me and we’ll talk details.

8 replies to this post
  1. ” I’m looking for one or two talented writers who enjoy making sweet love to the English language as much as they enjoy crushing opponents underfoot. ”

    I prefer crushing opponents soul. Does that make me ineligible?

  2. My god, how much I’d love to do this… Unfortunately, I’d just write maybe one or two in an excited fit of glee.. but then start procrastinating until I say, F*%$ this.

  3. Damn. I would love that, but my english kinda sucks because I’m not american. I mean, I can communicate with ppl in english(I guess), but I cannot write great articles like you do. FML

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