Article at the Escapist – All That’s Shiny is Gold

Last month, Murray Chu of The Escapist contacted me with some questions about Team Fortress 2, the Golden Charity, and the New World Order established by Abstergo and the Templar brotherhood. After a lengthy discussion at a secure remote facility, he informed me that our conversation was intended to be the subject of an upcoming article for the previously mentioned digital magazine.

While I feared for my life at that time, it turns out Murray’s editors are Abstergo employees who have removed all “offending” material from our transcript and put together an otherwise impressive piece on everything Golden Wrench. If you’d like to read the piece, mock my convoluted quotes, and/or hack The Escapist’s servers and sabotage their international efforts, please do so now!

All That’s Shiny is Gold by Murray Chu