So uh, care to explain how exactly blood explodes? Are the cells exploding at a molecular level, or are vials of your blood akin to nitroglycerin?
I think it’s something to do with the fact I’m just too MANLY for my blood to handle so they commit ritualistic, exploding suicide. It’s probably due to the fact I only have one gear: Viking.
That, or he looked at Chuck Norris funny.
Your blood just Vahalla Punched it’s way out of your system bin.
It’s the other way around; The rest of my system determined that my blood lacked the appropriate alcohol and manliness levels so started Valhalla Pawnching them into line.
FUCK YES GOGOL IS THE SHIT
So uh, care to explain how exactly blood explodes? Are the cells exploding at a molecular level, or are vials of your blood akin to nitroglycerin?
I think it’s something to do with the fact I’m just too MANLY for my blood to handle so they commit ritualistic, exploding suicide. It’s probably due to the fact I only have one gear: Viking.
That, or he looked at Chuck Norris funny.
Your blood just Vahalla Punched it’s way out of your system bin.
It’s the other way around; The rest of my system determined that my blood lacked the appropriate alcohol and manliness levels so started Valhalla Pawnching them into line.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemolysis
Sounds both painful and confusing. I should probably not complain about colds and headaches any more.
Sounds both painful and confusing. I should give my brother crap for complaining about a headache now.