We’re pleased to bring you the epitome of high-brow culture, class, and dignity… The Duke Nukem Forever launch trailer! As if. It’s rude, it’s crass, it’s lewd, and it pretty much speaks for itself, so check below the break for the WORLD FIRST EXCLUSIVE* Duke Nukem Forever launch trailer.
WARNING: This video contains content that is unsuitable for you little one’s out there. Seriously. If you’re under 17, don’t start going into this post. Your eyeballs will boil, and your limbs will start falling off at random. Also we’ll hate you forever.
*Note: This is not exclusive nor in all likeliness are we the first.