Meet the Wrenches
Take a minute to learn about or befriend the Golden Wrench owners who have decided to sacrifice their prized possessions for the greater good.
The WiNGSPANTT is a strange creature, often found scavenging for berries. Once a year, it builds a nest near the cave where it was born, beginning the cycle anew.
You can view WiNG’s Steam profile here.
[cFc] Yagami Light
Golden Wrench #14
Yagami Light was not the first wrench owner to join the cause, but was quick to volunteer their Golden Wrench as the first to be offered as a bonus sacrifice.
You can view Yagami Light’s Steam profile here.
[dahou.se] GeneShark
Golden Wrench #82
GeneShark was the first Golden Wrench owner willing to seriously consider donating their wrench to the cause, and has been an enthusiastic part of the fundraiser.
You can view GeneShark’s Steam profile here.
Captain Jack (UC)
Golden Wrench #22
Captain Jack must have a little Captain in him, because he swashbuckled his way aboard the charity train as soon as I was able to get a hold of him!
You can view Captain Jack’s Steam profile here.
Fatalcrash joined after seeing the momentum building and wanting to do his part to help drive donations for Child’s Play. Bravo, mate!
You can view Fatalcrash’s Steam profile here.
Donniedarko was the only Golden Wrench owner to come directly to me about joining the cause. For that, he earned 12 extra respect points.
You can view donniedarko’s Steam profile here.
nextgenerationliberty
Golden Wrench #32
On his profile, nextgenerationliberty sports a quote quite befitting the Golden Wrench donors: “Real heroes are never made public.”
You can view nextgenerationliberty’s Steam profile here.
[FAG] Grantz
Golden Wrench #27
Grantz was the second Golden Wrench owner to come directly to me to join the cause. He is the only person whose Golden Wrench had been previously destroyed and restored.
You can view [FAG] Grantz’s Steam profile here.
Puffy Penguin
Golden Wrench #96
Puffy Penguin contacted me after learning about the growing success of the cause. You can personally thank him for extending the Charity Update Log to 400!
You can view Puffy Penguin’s Steam profile here.
Klown contacted me after learning about the growing success of the cause. You can personally thank him for extending the Charity Update Log to 500!
You can view Klown’s Steam profile here.
Huggernaut contacted me after learning about the growing success of the cause. You can personally thank him for extending the Charity Update Log to 600!
You can view Huggernaut’s Steam profile here.
[ĜĞ] Drake was one of the earlier Golden Wrench owners contacted. After careful consideration he has decided to join us on August 31 and bump the log to 1,000!
You can view [ĜĞ] Drake‘s Steam profile here.
GreenDrank is an aspiring musician and, apparently, an aspiring philanthropist. He has filled up our dirty dozen deleted wrenches!
You can view GreenDrank‘s Steam profile here.
Dr. Thrax deleted his Golden Wrench independently as a sign of solidarity with the Golden Charity. His selflessness will always be remembered and honored.














Maybe it’s just me but this .vtf doesn’t work at all for me. I click on the vtf but it doesn’t take it. No errors, it just acts as if it imported it but really it does nothing and still shows the previous spray. Worth mentioning is that I have another vtf that doesn’t seem to work either… Looks like I’ll be taking matters into my own hands and MSPainting a screenshotted version of the image into a .jpg of the exactly correct size.
I am happy to donate to this worthy cause. Good on you guys!
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email me with a response to my question. how much must you donate for an extra wrench to be destroyed. the only 2 reasons i want to donate to this charity of urs, is because 1) ive been wanting to donate to some charity for a while, and 2) one of the wrenches already offered is grantz, and i wanted that wrench since the moment it was found, seeing as it was supposed to be mine. having someone hack grantz account and destroying it previous to the date, only makes me more want to donate. as well as seing grantz has teh balls to go up here and offer his wrench anyway
I wish I had a wrench to destroy.
Great job, guys.
I wish I had a gold wrech to destroy, in fact i will destroy all my inventary for this cause.
If only i was able to play TF2 again. :(
http://lambdageneration.com/posts/please-gabe-can-i-have-my-steam-account-back-pleeese/
11 WRENCHES??
My… This is becoming a tool based Massacre! How Excellent!
How could I get a golden wrench?
Go back in time and craft one OR paint a real wrench gold.
paint wont work you have to forge it from the depths of hell using pure gold!!!
not gold austrailium!
[...] Seguendo l’esempio di WiNGSPANTT anche altri possessori delle chiavi inglesi d’oro hanno deciso di distruggere la loro; a questa pagina potete trovare l’elenco degli 8 giocatori (ma potrebbero essere di più) e altrettante chiavi inglesi che verranno distrutte: Meet The Wrenches. [...]
We need to link the rest of the wrench holders to the Valve post, that should definately spur more of them to join up, think of that, think if we could destroy all of those accursed wrenches?
That’s very noble but the vast majority don’t even play TF2, and some of them won’t speak English or whatever. Good luck!
Not to mention there’s almost no way to contact some of them since they won’t allow messages or comments, ugh.
than what about those other 89 people who still have the golden wrench?
For the love of god, wrench owner 69 DO NOT DESTROY IT!
this good
this is very very GOOD!
how i can get my camera beard back, oh man i misssing them D:
if i had a golden wrench i would definitly donate, to bad i dont have 1.
Wow. 13 wrenches. At this rate you could fill a server with wrench killers.
should give the wrenches 2 ppl who donated 500$
If I had a wrench, it’d be destroyed.
I already donate annually to Child’s Play, and this… this is just amazing.
Wingspan, can you log on STEAM sometime soon and talk to me?
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Captain Jack already destroyed his wrench.
Yep, I just posted an article about it here.
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Grats on the 31k you raised, could’a gone without “volunteers” harassing me to join your cause though.
I almost wish I had donated my wrench since I dont play TF2 anymore, but it gives me moar incentive to come back knowing the australium bad boy is waiting for me.
Oh yea and now my epeen is solid gold, nyukkA!
I saw the youtube video of the golden wrench deleted for charity! Good Job guys!