Look, I love great games as much as the next guy. Fun to play, great replay value, engaging characters and gameplay, yadda yadda. And nothing gives me more satisfaction than earning the final winning point in a multiplayer match, or landing the last, delicious critical hit on an end-game superboss.

But the fact of the matter is very few people have both the time and the money to plow through these games.

Game Over

The throw-down’s done
Here’s the low-down, son
Though many tried out
(I lied, ouch)
But it was still fun
Watching puns and slant rhymes
Filling line after line
Talkin’ shit about headshots
And meatshots and deep thoughts
With tactical genius the winner between this
Pretentious group of wannabe’s
About to be crowned, see?

Just a reminder that we have two contests ending tomorrow.

If you want a shot at winning one of three quirky music games, be sure to submit your dopest rap by commenting on this article. There have been relatively few submissions so far, so your odds of winning something are pretty high!

If you’re an APM fiend and want a chance to receive a Starcraft 2 guest pass, tell us about your favorite intergalactic unit here.

Have you got rhymes? Have you got rhythm?
Have you got a complete lack of shame?

Congratulations!
You might have what it takes to win a free copy of DJ Hero for Xbox 360!

Here at Top Tier Tactics, we understand that sometimes it’s not just enough to beat your opponent into submission, desecrate his corpse, and high five your teammates. No, in order to truly win, you’ve got to write a rap celebrating the ownage.

That’s why, if you want a shot at your free copy of DJ Hero, you need to prove it. With a rap. (You should have picked that part up already.)