Tired of getting an inbox full of hatemail after every online gaming session? Professional troll WiNGSPANTT shares five of his easy, time-tested methods for making haters regret ever contacting him.

WiNGSPAN waltzed into a random thread looking for feedback. What he got instead was a throwback to a past he’d long forgotten. In an endless sea of gaming memories, how often will we land at familiar shores?

The Mesmer makes a return in Guild Wars 2, but it appears Tyria’s #1 trickster has forgotten the art of subterfuge since the first game. WiNG bemoans the loss of what was once a unique, troll-based profession.

It turns out WiNG isn’t the only one causing preemptive disconnects. In today’s guest article, RudeOnion and her friend Wisdomseeker share their strategy for enraging fellow Templar in ACR.

In today’s entry, WiNG showcases a truly top tier tactic carried out in real life. At least, as “real” as a game show gets. Watch one man turn strategy on its ear with a brilliant play in a high-stakes showdown.

Xiant discusses how to wear a monocle, top hat, and talk in a high-class British accent while playing Battlefield. The fact you’ll be wearing a really weird grin on your face only makes you look more sophisticated.

Xiant tries out a new series without a clear focus. Instead, he hits you with a three round burst of tips and strategy to improve your game. Hopefully he can stick to this one.

Binerexis takes drinking very seriously, as well as very frequently. Of course, some of his chugging time overlaps with his fragging time… so what’s his favorite beverage to reach for when his KDR is on the line?

Xiant reveals the depths of his depravity while examining a trend among groups of random teammates. More psychology from a man without a degree. Should be a good read, right?

The last time WiNG wrote an angry rant, he regretted it for months. But this time’s different, right?! Facing increasingly bitter opposition to his preferred form of Assassinate gameplay, WiNG fires a warning shot.