The Wii U and Windows 8: Twinsies?

Nov 09, 2012 7 Comments by

With the release of Windows 8 and the pending launch of the Wii U, are Microsoft and Nintendo actually becoming parallel parodies of each other? WiNGSPAN seems to think so.

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How to win at every Mario Party game ever

Jul 23, 2012 5 Comments by

While Mario Party has never been a particularly competitive game, that doesn’t mean there isn’t a best strategy for stomping your friends. WiNG reveals the most well hidden & hilarious winning play.

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The only way Nintendo can win back core gamers

May 31, 2012 14 Comments by

In this Guest Article, shake_zula shares his lamentations about Nintendo’s current direction, as well as his plans for a console comeback.

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A not-so-subtle transition: Console to PC and back again

May 16, 2012 2 Comments by

Xiant ventures into dangerous waters with his short analysis of the console vs. PC debate. Hopefully he succeeded in being equally kind and cruel to both sides.

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Nintendo Wii Releases Update

Jan 27, 2012 No Comments by

Nintendo’s Wii platform continues to gain popularity as the company continues to release numerous fun and exciting titles for gamers. Below are a few of the newer games released or about to be released in the near future.

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HYPETRAIN: A Real Lick And A Promise

Aug 26, 2011 2 Comments by

Space Hamlet delivers the most exciting game announcement of the year. Drop your controllers and reach for a lasso before it’s too late!

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Shmoozing into Nintendo’s keynote: E3 rewards lying, ninjutsu

Jun 14, 2011 7 Comments by

While Rabid Ferret and I took great exception to not being invited to E3 as VIP press members, we can’t say we’re surprised. After all, our site traffic, impressive as it may be, is probably only 60% the volume seen by larger media venues such as Kotaku and Destructoid.* Regardless, we were still a little sad Nintendo didn’t extend a welcoming hand to us for its 2011 press conference. After all, I owned a Nintendo Wii for almost eight straight months!

Knowing full well the Big N would be unveiling a new system this year, Ferret convinced me that we could get in. “WiNG, I believe in hopes, dreams, and the endless power of the human spirit,” he said.** “I know we can get in if we try.”

Staring into his soulless “eyes” I could feel the universe unraveling around me. Behind him, the hordes of “journalists” crowded Nintendo’s doors at the Nokia Theater. This would be tough, but if anyone could do it, I could. I had the wit, the charm, and the humility to succeed.

I crossed the street and stepped directly into the path of an oncoming taxi.

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Nintendo 3DS Update: The Nintendo eShop

Jun 13, 2011 7 Comments by

Phew, it has been awhile, hasn’t it? I’ve been busy trying to graduate and whatnot, by being diligent and taking summer classes while juggling a job at the same time. These are also reasons why I couldn’t go to LA for E3 like others from T3. However, that’s not to say I haven’t been diligently preparing for my next articles while throwing knives at a dartboard with pictures of the people who did get to go to E3! There has been quite the activity in the digital realm of gaming, enough to talk about in not 1, but 2 articles! Exciting, I know. I’ll start off with the event that technically happened first, although the divide wasn’t really that large between the 2 events. But, I’m anal about this sort of thing, so deal with it. Let’s talk about the shiny new 3DS eShop and Virtual Console.

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Useful gaming accessories (that you probably didn’t think about)

Apr 28, 2011 7 Comments by

So I’ve been pretty ill again lately and unable to sit down for to get anything done. What would any sane person do in this situation? Probably just take it easy and put a little something together. What have I done? Shaved off half my beard and dug out one of my application articles from November 2010. Enjoy!

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Quite Possibly the Most Disturbing Thing on the Wii

Feb 25, 2011 8 Comments by

It was only a matter of time. Someone was going to do it sooner or later. After all, the Wii isn’t “just for kids,” right? Well if you’ve ever been on a double date* and thought “Hmm, this really could use some more spanking and sexy creepy uses of the Wiimote, your dream has just come true, thanks to We Dare by Ubisoft…

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