Anyone can jump online and beat up random noobs. But who’s capable of jumping online and beating up random famous noobs?
May I be so bold as to offer a candidate? Me.
All jokes aside, the 2013 Duels Community invitational tournament has begun, and I’m hankering to claim the series’ literal win-pants. Yes, that’s right: whoever takes home the gold also takes home a pair of ceremonial jeans. What would I do with these godforesaken slacks? Maybe I’ll burn them, I don’t know.
If this sounds at all familiar to you, you are probably suffering from dementia. But a second, less likely scenario is that you recall my participation in a previous Duels Community tournament. It was none other than Daisho who kicked my ass last time, and going into this event I was resolute I would at least make it out of the first round and, if possible, avenge myself by beating our on-again, off-again guest writer.
Alas, Daisho was tragically eliminated in his first matchup against WMG Chris. As for my own fate? Well, why don’t you just watch for yourself. The games may not be at the best resolution, but the happenings therein are absolutely gripping. If you haven’t already, check them out, cheer me on, and stick your needles extra hard into voodoo dolls fashioned after my opponents.
You know, if you happen to have something like that lying around.