Greetings everyone. I bring to you tonight disturbing news. After two many years of educational and comedic service to the greater Team Fortress 2 gaming community, it has come to my attention that I am terrible.
Yes, yes…. don’t try to deny it. I understand. Perhaps all this time you watched whilst saying nothing as I fumbled and foibled through my misadventures, fearing you might crush what few aspirations my stunted brain is capable of dreaming up. Like a harsh bully who is nonetheless above picking on those with intellectual disabilities, you judged me from afar, but spared me public disgrace. For your mercy, I thank you.
Recently, a video by GoodGuy has come to light, showcasing my terrible, shameful faults. Indeed, it was never till this day that I realized my efforts had not helped Spies around the world, but had instead slowly rendered them increasingly ineffectual. For this, I can never adequately apologize. Please accept my public humiliation as the greatest fine I can pay for my sins against espionage agents everywhere.
Ahem. In all seriousness, GoodGuy submitted this video as part of his application to write for T3. While we’re not able to take him on at this time, I do applaud his humor and effort in this well-intended roast. Pay close attention, because I plan to run a contest asking you to top this man in his endeavors at ripping me to shreds. The prize is hats. Stay tuned for more information.
This is Part 1/2. Head past the break to watch Part 2.